02 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix! It all started when I woke up feeling ravenous for some stress. Luckily, my girlfriends had all texted me about a party happening at the abandoned mansion on the outskirts of town. I couldn't resist the opportunity to indulge in some stress feast while also having a grand old time.
I decided to dress up as a mix of an ancient princess warrior and a modern day pirate, because why not? As I flew over to the mansion in the dark sky, the rain started pouring down on me. But of course, being a vampirix, I didn't mind at all. I actually quite enjoyed the feeling of the rain against my skin as I made my way to the party.
Once I arrived, I immediately made a beeline for the fancy cocktails being served. I grabbed myself a Pina Colada and mingled with the other guests, all the while scanning the room for the most stressed out individuals. I spotted a woman in the corner, frantically checking her phone and pacing back and forth. Jackpot!
I sauntered over to her and struck up a conversation, pretending to be interested in her problems. Before long, she was spilling her stress to me like a fountain of gold. I absorbed every bit of it, feeling my energy levels soar with each sip of her worries. Ah, the sweet taste of stress!
After a few more rounds of stress feeding, I decided to liven up the party by showing off my night flying skills. I transformed into a bat and flew around the room, much to the amazement and terror of the guests. It's always good to keep them on their toes, you know?
As the night went on, I found myself in the middle of a dance off with Dracula himself. We twirled and spun around the room, showing off our best moves while the other guests cheered us on. Who knew Dracula had such smooth dance skills?
Eventually, the sun started to rise, signaling the end of the party. I bid farewell to my friends and flew back home, feeling satisfied and full of energy from all the stress I had consumed. What a night it had been!
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the stress-eating vampirix.
2024-05-02
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
