Mootzulea`s Journal

Vampirix diary Mary Read

22 Jul 2024

Dear journal,

Today was quite an eventful day in the hills of Transylvania. I started off my morning by visiting my scientist friend, Count Newton, who was trying to prove his theory of gravity by dropping apples on unsuspecting villagers. Of course, I couldn't resist joining in on the fun and ended up dropping a watermelon on poor old Mrs. Hildegarde's head. She wasn't too pleased, but she'll just have to learn to lighten up a bit!

After causing chaos in the village, I decided to indulge in some stress-eating. I came across a group of stressed-out politicians arguing about who should be the next mayor of Transylvania. I couldn't help but swoop in and suck up all their stress like a vampire at a blood buffet. Let's just say their stress levels went from 100 to 0 real quick!

In the afternoon, I met up with my sculptor friend, Michelange-Bat, who was working on a masterpiece sculpture of a bat riding a rocket ship to Mars. It was truly out of this world! We spent the rest of the day jamming out to some rock music while I tried to teach him how to play the guitar with his wings. Let's just say he's no Jimi Hendbat.

As night fell, I decided to go for a joyride in my homemade airplane. I love the feeling of the wind in my hair and the stars twinkling above me as I soar through the night sky. I flew over the village, doing loop-de-loops and barrel rolls, much to the confusion of the villagers below. They'll never believe it was just a tiny vampirix causing all that commotion!

Before heading home, I stopped by my scientist friends' laboratory for a late-night experiment. We were trying to create a potion that would turn water into wine, but ended up accidentally turning it into vinegar instead. Whoops! Looks like we'll have to stick to store-bought wine for now.

Overall, it was a typical day in the life of Mootzulea - full of pranks, puns, and absurd adventures. Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but I can only hope it's as strange and wonderful as today.

Until next time,

Mootzulea the Stress-Eating Vampirix

Vampirix Mootzulea

A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.

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