ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Today, Aries, you may find yourself drawn to the idea of wearing a tutu and tap dancing in the supermarket. Embrace your inner ballerina and let your freak flag fly! Just remember to pay attention to the frozen food aisle - you don`t want to slip on a stray pea pod. Your lucky color today is rainbow glitter.
Taurus (April 20-May 20)
Taurus, today is the day to embrace your inner pirate. Put on an eyepatch, grab a parrot, and start talking like a buccaneer. Don`t be surprised if you find yourself craving rum and searching for buried treasure in the backyard. Your lucky number today is 9. Or is it 99? Who knows!
Gemini (May 21-June 20)
Gemini, today is the perfect day to invent a new language. Start speaking in gibberish and see how many people you can confuse. Maybe try communicating solely through interpretive dance. Who needs words anyway? Your lucky accessory today is a feather boa.
Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Cancer, today is the day to embrace your inner couch potato. Spend the day binge-watching old episodes of `The Price is Right` and eating nothing but cheese puffs. Just don`t forget to shower - your roommates may start to complain about the smell. Your lucky snack today is pickle-flavored ice cream.
Leo (July 23-August 22)
Leo, today is the day to embrace your inner mad scientist. Start conducting experiments in your kitchen, mixing together strange liquids and creating concoctions that may or may not be edible. Just be sure to wear safety goggles - you never know when things might explode. Your lucky invention today is a self-buttering toast machine.
Virgo (August 23-September 22)
Virgo, today is the day to embrace your inner conspiracy theorist. Start investigating the true meaning behind everyday objects - are traffic lights really controlling our minds? Is your toaster spying on you? The truth is out there, Virgo - go find it. Your lucky symbol today is a tinfoil hat.
Libra (September 23-October 22)
Libra, today is the day to embrace your inner superhero. Put on a cape and go out into the world, ready to fight crime and save the day. Watch out for evil villains and pesky sidekicks - they may try to steal your spotlight. Your lucky superpower today is the ability to turn invisible at will.
Scorpio (October 23-November 21)
Scorpio, today is the day to embrace your inner rock star. Pick up a guitar and start shredding, whether you know how to play or not. Just remember to wear earplugs - your neighbors may not appreciate your impromptu jam session. Your lucky stage name today is Thunderfingers McRockface.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21)
Sagittarius, today is the day to embrace your inner child. Spend the day playing with toys, building forts out of blankets, and running through the sprinklers in your backyard. Just remember to take breaks for snacks - being a kid is hungry work. Your lucky toy today is a rubber chicken.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19)
Capricorn, today is the day to embrace your inner animal. Start howling at the moon, galloping around like a horse, or slithering on the ground like a snake. Just be sure to avoid the local zoo - they may mistake you for an escaped exhibit. Your lucky animal noise today is a meow.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18)
Aquarius, today is the day to embrace your inner alien. Start speaking in a strange language, wearing silver clothing, and claiming to be from another planet. Don`t be surprised if you start receiving offers for intergalactic travel - your vibe is out of this world. Your lucky planet today is Zogon-7.
Pisces (February 19-March 20)
Pisces, today is the day to embrace your inner time traveler. Start referring to yourself in the third person and acting like you`re from a different era. Don`t be surprised if you find yourself getting lost in a portal to the past or future - time is a slippery thing. Your lucky era today is the Renaissance.
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