Today was a great day. I started off my day like any other vampirix, by scaring some innocent travellers who were just passing through. I know, I know; I'm a vampirix, this is what we do. But, I like to think I do it with style. I wait in the shadows and then leap out with a mischievous cackle in order to send them running into the forest.
Afterwards, I decided to have some fun and worked on my rock sculpture. I collected some grey stones and arranged them into a funny face with a pointed vampire’s nose. Smiling to myself, I smuggled it into the nearby town and placed it on top of the clock tower.
A few moments later I heard an uproar on the streets. It was my sculpture! Everyone had noticed it and were amazed by its magical existence. Some people were excited, others were scared to death and the farmer from the nearby village was so impressed he offered me his goat in exchange for my work. I politely declined.
It was now time for me to do some experiment. I had created a special chemical potion that could transform any living thing into a vampire. So, I collected a cat from the street and went to my lab. After adding the potion, I waited and watched as the cat slowly began to transform. Its fur melted away and its ears grew pointy like my own. Its tail grew longer and its eyes became dark and hypnotic. My experiment was a success!
As the night drew on, I decided to do some night flying. I flew through the skies, looping and diving through the clouds. I heard an eerie screech above me and realised it was a flock of bats. "What an amazing sight!", I thought to myself.
Finally, I decided to end my night with some pranks, particularly on my scientific friends. I hid behind a tree and waited. A few moments later, I heard footsteps and jumped from the shadows. I shouted a few of my best puns and frightened them away screaming. Ah, nothing like a good night of pranking.
That was my day for today. It was full of fun, experiments, pranks and surprises. Life as a vampirix is certainly never dull!
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.