Mootzulea`s Journal

Vampirix diary Mary Read

23 Jun 2024

Dear Diary,

Today was a whirlwind of chaos and hilarity in the hills of Transylvania. As a vampirix who feeds on stress, I had a buffet of emotions to feast upon.

I started the day by helping my scientist friend, Dr. Frankensteina, with her latest experiment. We were trying to create a stress-relieving potion using a combination of lavender oil, chamomile extract, and a sprinkle of pixie dust. Let's just say things didn't go as planned when the potion exploded in a rainbow of glitter all over the lab. We ended up spending the rest of the day cleaning up sparkles – the ultimate stress-reliever!

In the afternoon, I decided to prank my neighbor, Count von Squishy, by filling his garden with rubber ducks instead of flowers. He was so perplexed when he saw the yellow army invading his precious roses. Oh, the look on his face was priceless!

Later on, I attended a rock concert in the nearby village. The band, The Hisses, really rocked the stage with their fang-tastic tunes. I couldn't resist dancing in the moonlight with my fellow vampirix friends, bats flying overhead as our audience.

As the night fell, I joined my scientist pals for a night flight over the hills of Transylvania in their homemade airplane. We soared through the clouds, laughing and sharing puns as we marveled at the stars above. I even spotted Mars in the distance, calling out to me with its red allure.

Before heading home, I stopped by the local astronomy club for their trivia night. I impressed everyone with my knowledge of the cosmos, winning a prize of a black hole-shaped stress ball. Oh, the irony!

As I finally returned to my cozy castle, I cuddled up with my beloved black cat, Sir Fangs-a-lot, and reflected on the absurdity of the day. Life as a vampirix in Transylvania is never dull, that's for sure.

Until next time, dear Diary,

Mootzulea, the stress-eating vampirix

Vampirix Mootzulea

A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.

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