Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I started my morning by relieving my stress by playing some rock music on my electric guitar. The sound of my music echoed through the hills of Transylvania, and I could feel the stress leaving my body with each strum of the guitar strings.
After my jam session, I decided to visit my scientist friends at their laboratory. We spent the day conducting experiments and discussing the latest theories in astrophysics. I even suggested a new way to study stress levels in vampire bats, which they found quite intriguing.
In the afternoon, I took a break from science and decided to do some gardening. I planted some garlic and wolfsbane, just in case any unwanted visitors come knocking on my door. As I was tending to my plants, I couldn't help but laugh at the thought of Dracula's reaction if he found out I was growing garlic in my backyard.
Later in the evening, I met up with my friends for a night flight in their airplane. We soared through the dark sky, admiring the stars and planets. The feeling of weightlessness and freedom was exhilarating, and I couldn't help but dream of one day flying to Mars.
As we landed, I decided to prank some unsuspecting humans by sneaking up behind them and whispering puns in their ear. Their reactions were priceless, and I couldn't stop laughing at the confusion on their faces.
Before heading home, I stopped by a trivia game night at the local tavern. I dominated the competition with my vast knowledge of science and astronomy. The prize was a cute little kitten, which I happily adopted and named Luna.
Back at my home, I spent the rest of the night making music on my keyboard and playing video games with Luna by my side. The stress of the day had completely melted away, and I felt at peace in the darkness of the night.
As I lay in bed, surrounded by my beloved cats and the sound of crickets chirping outside, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the weird and wonderful life I lead as a vampirix who eats stress. And who knows, maybe one day I'll fulfill my dream of traveling to Mars and rock out amongst the stars.
Until then, sweet dreams, Diary.
Mootzulea.
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.