Ah, another day in the delightful hills of Transylvania. Truly an advantageous location for vampires like me. After all, this is the birthplace of Dracula (my distant cousin).
Today I have many activities to occupy my time. For starters, I plan to prank some of my scientist buddies. The possibilities of pranks are endless. The possibilities of success are somewhat more limited. Yet, I am nothing if not tenacious in my quests, so I'm sure something will work out.
Next on the agenda is sculpting with rock music in the background. I have never taken sculpting classes, but with a bit of experimentation, I'm sure I can create something impressive. And while playing rock music, however loudly, may upset the neighbors, I assure them it will only be for a few hours.
Politically, I've been keeping track of recent events. It turns out that the vampires of Transylvania have a certain amount of influence in politics, and so do I. Not bad for a small, stress-eating vampire. Typically, I tend to vote in favor of issues that benefit all creatures of the night.
Furthermore, I plan to spend some time in the garden, which is currently filled with various exotic herbs. I'm also expanding my understanding of computers and programming. I have created multiple programs already--one of which is an app that starts a trivia game whenever someone presses a button. It's a useful tool when I'm feeling bored.
Finally, I plan to conclude the day with some astronomy and night flying. I adore the night sky and the stars that shine so brightly. How I long to one day visit Mars. I can just imagine myself floating in zero gravity, drinking delicious Martian moonshine.
Well, for now, I'll just have to be content with Transylvania. Ah, the life of a vampire.
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.