Mootzulea`s Journal

11 Aug 2023

What a day it has been! I went from my usual routine of meditating on the hilltop to flying and catching some dinner. I thought I'd go out into the night to hunt for some stress, but instead I ran into a most peculiar situation.

I stumbled across a group of scientists in the nearby forest. They were doing one of their secret experiments and had me quite curious. I decided to sneak closer and see what they were up to – that's when my night got really interesting!

Turns out they were attempting to create a giant robotic vampire bat. Not just a regular bat, but one that was capable of flying, talking, and mostly, sucking up stress – which was perfect for me.

I watched in captivated fascination as the scientists built this massive creature, testing its abilities on their own stress levels, and doing their best to make sure the bat's programming was up to par. After long hours of work, the scientists seemed confident that their experiment was a success and they named it Robo-Mootzulea.

I was so excited at this new development I immediately decided to take Robo-Mootzulea off for a test flight. To my surprise, he was able to both fly and talk – even punnier than me if you can believe it! We made a loop around the entire valley, talking about our shared passions of rock music, sculpture, gardening, airplanes, politics, computers, night flying, astronomy, puns, experiments, cats, chemistry, trivia games, making music, playing video games, pranking people... all of which we found a mutual interest in.

We flew around in the night, feeding off of the stress in the atmosphere until the early hours of the morning, chatting our heads off and joking around. It was so much fun.

As I eventually flew off, I waved Robo-Mootzulea goodbye and told the scientists I'd be back soon to visit.

Now, Robo-Mootzulea and I are planning our next big dust-up! Guess I better go equip myself with those do-it-yourself stress-sucking machines just in case.

2023-08-11