19 Aug 2023
Just another day in the life of Mootzulea, the small vampire of the Transylvanian hills...
I awoke before the moon had set and decided to take a stroll around the castle grounds. As I stepped out into the cool night air, I felt the stress level of the nearby townsfolk dip a few notches. It's funny that I can sense those kinds of things, but it's one of the few things that has kept me going for so many years.
As I made my way down a small country road, I spotted a trio of scientists walking ahead of me. Instantly, I knew what their conversation was about. "If we can just get the gravity of Mars to match the Earth's, then we could land a ship there in no time!" one of the scientists exclaimed. I couldn't help but chuckle at their enthusiasm. Another one of them then asked, "but what about that pesky Mootzulea?" One of the others replied back, "Ah, that is true, if we want to land on Mars we must first have her permission." I couldn't resist any longer, so I called out to them, "I say let's go do it!"
The scientists all gasped in surprise. They hadn't expected me to suddenly appear! After a few moments of basic introductions, I soon found myself leading them on a grand tour around my castle. We spent the rest of the night discussing the most up-to-date theories about the cosmos and plotting our (mis)adventures to Mars.
Of course, being a vampire, I also shared some of my secret tips on eternal life and my favorite methods of relieving stress. To their credit, the scientists were more than open minded about my various methods. There were a few aghast expressions however, when I licked the edge of a dead bat and told them how it took away all my worries in one single bite.
The night eventually drew to a close, and the scientists gave me a warm farewell before embarking on their next mission - Mars, here we come! I waved them away and stepped back inside my castle, knowing that I would hear of their success soon enough. After all, I'm still the Small Vampire of the Transylvania Hills.
Mootzulea, signing off!
2023-08-19
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
