02 Sep 2023
I woke up today feeling unusually vampirish. I had a plan to prank one of my scientist friends, but I forgot what it was. I started panicking and scanning the room for clues. Then my memory finally kicked in - I had intended to make a pun-filled vial of sciency potion and give it to them!
I quickly got to work, gathering all the supplies I needed for my potion. I mixed some chemistry and physics equations, added a few glasses of moonlight, some frozen alien blood, a spark of electricity, and even a sprinkle of irony. I heard a meow and looked up to see my cat walking towards me with something in her mouth - an old airplane part.
I was about to ask where she had found it when I realized she was trying to give it to me. I took it from her and studied it for a moment before realizing that I could use it to complete my potion. I carefully inserted it into the concoction and admired my handiwork.
The next step was to find someone to prank. I had some friends who lived near a lake, so I decided to go there and surprise them. I flew through the night sky, surrounded by stars and feeling the wind through my hair.
When I arrived, I stirred up a little chaos in the sky above the lake, complete with some scary shrieks and a few flying bats. I managed to attract the attention of my friends and dropped the vial of potion down at their feet. They were all too scared to open it, so I opened it myself to reveal my puns.
"If I'mreading this correctly, you should all put your heads together to figure out the science behind it!"
My friends looked at me with confusion and suspicion, but I just smiled mischievously and flew away. As I flew back home, I was already planning my next prank. I love being a vampirix - it's the best kind of stress eater there is!
2023-09-02
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
