Mootzulea`s Journal

Vampirix diary Mary Read

10 Jul 2024

Dear Diary,

Today was quite the adventure! I started my day by sneaking into my scientist friend's laboratory and swapping out all his beakers with ones filled with tomato juice. Oh, the look on his face when he went to conduct an experiment! Priceless.

After that, I decided to do some gardening in my coffin-shaped planter box. I planted some garlic just for fun, you know, to keep the humans on their toes. As I was tending to my plants, I couldn't help but think about my dream of going to Mars. Imagine me, Mootzulea the Vampirix, on the red planet! It would be out of this world.

I then spent some time jamming out to some rock music on my coffin-shaped guitar. The vibrations really get my stress-eating abilities going. And speaking of stress-eating, I popped over to my neighbor's house to feast on some delicious stress. Nothing beats a good meal of worry and anxiety.

In the evening, I decided to take my pet bat for a night flight. We soared through the moonlit sky, scaring some unsuspecting humans below. It's always good to keep them on their toes, you know. As we flew, I couldn't help but marvel at the beauty of the stars and planets. Astronomy has always fascinated me, and one day, I will make it to Mars.

Back at home, I settled down to play some video games with my scientist friends. We had a blast battling aliens and saving the world from impending doom. And of course, I couldn't resist throwing in some puns here and there. A good pun always gets a laugh, even from a vampire like me.

As the night wore on, I decided to conduct a little chemistry experiment in my lab. I mixed together some strange potions and who knows what I created. Maybe a new stress-eating concoction? Only time will tell.

Before heading to bed, I cuddled up with my cat and read up on some trivia. Did you know that bats are the only mammals capable of sustained flight? Fascinating stuff.

Well, that's all for today, Diary. Another day in the life of Mootzulea, the stress-eating vampirix with dreams of Mars. Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but I'm sure it will be filled with more laughs, pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Until next time,


Vampirix Mootzulea

A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.

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