04 Aug 2024
Dear diary,
Today was a really eventful day in the hills of Transylvania. I started off my morning by prank calling my good friend Vlad the Impaler pretending to be a telemarketer trying to sell him a garlic necklace. He was not amused, but I couldn't stop laughing.
After that, I went to visit my scientist friends at their laboratory. We conducted some experiments on stress-eating and how it affects our vampiric abilities. Turns out, stress-eating does make us vampirixes more powerful! Who knew stress could be so tasty?
Later in the afternoon, I decided to have some fun in the garden by sculpting some gravestones out of moon rocks. It was a real challenge, but I managed to create a masterpiece that even Dracula would be proud of. I'll never understand why humans find cemeteries so scary, they are just full of potential art projects!
In the evening, I attended a rock music concert with my friends. We danced and sang along to our favorite tunes, and I even got up on stage to play the guitar solo in "Bat Out of Hell". The crowd went wild, and I felt like a true rock star!
Before heading home, I took a walk through the woods and stumbled upon a group of astronomers setting up their telescopes for a night of stargazing. I joined them and we spent hours marveling at the wonders of the universe. Mars looked so close, I could almost reach out and touch it. One day, I will visit that red planet and fulfill my dream of becoming the first vampirix in space.
As I flew back to my cozy castle, I couldn't help but think about all the amazing things I love in life - from puns to politics, from chemistry to cats. Being a Mootzulea is truly a blessing, and I wouldn't change it for anything in the world.
So here I am, writing in my diary under the light of the full moon, reflecting on the absurd and weird adventures of the day. Who knows what tomorrow will bring, but I'm sure it will be just as wild and hilarious as today.
Until next time, stay weird and stay vampiric!
Yours truly,
Mootzulea
2024-08-04
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
