14 Aug 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the hills of Transylvania! I woke up feeling a bit stressed, so I decided to go for a walk in the moonlight to feed on some stress from the villagers. As I was floating around, I couldn't help but overhear some hilarious jokes being told at the local tavern. One of them was about a vampire bat who went to the doctor because he wasn't feeling fang-tastic. It really cracked me up!
After my stress feeding session, I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends who live in a creepy old castle nearby. We spent the afternoon conducting weird experiments and trying out new puns. One of my favorites was about helium, but I won't share it here because it's too basic.
In the evening, I attended a rock concert in the graveyard. The band was called The Skeletal Screamers, and they really rocked the tombstones! I even got to play a few tunes on my own little guitar made out of bones. The zombies in the audience seemed to really enjoy it.
As the night went on, I found myself in the mood for some gardening. I planted some mandrakes and nightshade under the full moon, hoping they would grow into beautiful and deadly flowers. I also sculpted a statue of myself out of moon dust and vampire bat wings. It turned out quite monstrous, but I like it that way.
After my gardening and sculpting session, I hopped on my favorite airplane and did some night flying over the hills of Transylvania. The view of the twinkling stars and glowing moon was breathtaking. I even spotted a shooting star and made a wish to one day go to Mars and explore the red planet.
Before heading home, I stopped by the local computer store to play some video games with the humans. I may be a vampirix, but I have quite the knack for beating them at their own games. They were quite impressed by my skills, even though I was using my bat-like reflexes to cheat a little.
As I finally made my way back to my cozy crypt, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird day I had. Being a vampirix with a passion for science, music, and pranks may not be the norm, but it sure makes life interesting. Until next time, diary.
Yours humorously,
Mootzulea
2024-08-14
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
