17 Aug 2024
Dear Journal,
Today was an absolutely dreadfully delightful day in the hills of Transylvania! I started my morning by flying around the forest, collecting stress from all the anxious creatures scurrying about. It's quite amusing to watch them run around in a panic while I stealthily absorb their worries like a stress-eating ninja.
After my morning feed, I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends who live in a hidden underground laboratory. They were in the middle of conducting a rather peculiar experiment involving a cat, a miniature airplane, and a tub of glitter. I couldn't help but join in on the fun, and soon we were all covered in sparkles and giggling like mad scientists.
As the sun began to set, I took a stroll through the graveyard, admiring the sculptures that adorned the tombstones. I couldn't resist pulling a little prank on some unsuspecting visitors by rearranging the gravestones to spell out hilarious puns. Oh, the looks on their faces were priceless!
Later in the evening, I hosted a trivia game night for my fellow vampirix friends. We quizzed each other on everything from astronomy to chemistry, with plenty of rock music playing in the background. I must say, I was quite the trivia champion, much to the chagrin of my competitive friends.
As the night grew darker, I indulged in one of my favorite pastimes - night flying. There's something so exhilarating about soaring through the sky under the cover of darkness, the stars twinkling above like a blanket of diamonds. I even managed to catch a glimpse of a shooting star, making a wish to one day travel to Mars.
But alas, all good things must come to an end, and soon it was time for me to retire to my cozy crypt. As I settled down for the night, I couldn't help but reflect on the absurdity and wonder of my day. Being a vampirix with a passion for science, a love of puns, and a mischievous streak certainly makes for an interesting existence.
Until tomorrow, dear journal.
Yours gleefully,
Mootzulea the stress-eating vampirix
2024-08-17
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
