06 Oct 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the exciting day in my little corner of Transylvania. As I was flying around the hills, I stumbled upon a group of stressed-out villagers arguing over a broken cart. Perfect timing for a snack! I swooped down and absorbed all their stress, leaving them feeling relaxed and confused. One of them even asked if I was a yoga instructor!
After my feeding session, I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends at the Looney Labs. They were in the middle of a wacky experiment involving mixing cola and Mentos to create a rocket. I couldn't resist joining in on the fun, and we ended up launching the cola rocket all the way to Mars (or so we imagined).
In between launching cola rockets and discussing the latest advancements in stress-eating technology, I managed to sneak in some time for my other passions. I spent the afternoon sculpting a rock version of Dracula (he loved it, by the way), tending to my garden of exotic night-blooming plants, and serenading my pet bat with some classic rock tunes.
In the evening, I decided to take a break from my usual routine and go for a night flight around the moon. As I soared through the starlit sky, I couldn't help but marvel at the beauty of the universe. I even made a mental note to visit Mars for real one day – a vampirix can dream, can't she?
But the highlight of my day was definitely when I pulled off the ultimate prank on my unsuspecting friend, Vlad the Impaler. I rigged his computer to play a loud screeching sound every time he tried to access his favorite trivia game. The look on his face was priceless!
As I settle down for the night, I can't help but feel grateful for the weird and wonderful life I lead. Who knew that a tiny vampirix like me could have so many interests and passions? But that's what makes me Mootzulea – the stress-eating, joke-telling, Mars-dreaming, rock-loving vampirix of Transylvania.
Until next time, diary.
Yours absurdly,
Mootzulea
2024-10-06
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
