Dear journal,
Today was quite the eventful day in the hills of Transylvania! I started my day by visiting my scientist friends at their laboratory to discuss our latest experiment - creating a potion that can turn stress into laughter. We ended up accidentally turning one of the lab assistants into a chicken for a couple of hours, but hey, at least it was a good laugh!
After that, I decided to do some gardening in my moonlit garden. I planted some garlic and wolfsbane, just in case any pesky vampire hunters try to come after me. As I was tending to my plants, I couldn't help but hum along to some rock music playing in the background.
Later on, I decided to pay a visit to my cousin Dracula at his castle. We had a good laugh as he tried to convince me to start drinking blood like a "real" vampire. I politely declined, explaining that I much prefer the taste of stress over blood any day.
In the evening, I attended a night flying lesson with some of my fellow vampirix friends. We soared through the dark sky, feeling the rush of freedom as we performed loops and barrel rolls. I even managed to prank one of my friends by turning her into a bat mid-flight!
As the night drew to a close, I headed back to my cozy little home and settled down for some astronomy observations. I gazed up at the stars, dreaming of one day traveling to Mars. I couldn't help but wonder what kind of stress I could find on the red planet.
Before I knew it, the sun began to rise, signaling the end of another adventurous day in my peculiar life. I chuckled to myself as I crawled into bed, thinking about all the absurd and weird experiences that I had encountered throughout the day.
Life as a vampirix may be strange, but it's certainly never boring. Who knows what tomorrow will bring? Maybe I'll finally perfect that stress-laughter potion or pull off the ultimate prank on Dracula. Either way, I can't wait to find out.
Until next time, journal.
Stay weird,
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.