01 Dec 2024
Journal Entry:
Today was a chaotic day in the hills of Transylvania! I woke up feeling extra energized, ready to start my day of stress-eating and mischief-making. As I flew around, I couldn't help but notice the beautiful night sky and the twinkling stars. It's moments like these that make me dream of one day visiting Mars and exploring the unknown.
I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends, Dr. Frankenfurter and Professor von Brainiac, to share some jokes and discuss the latest scientific discoveries. We spent hours laughing and debating about the mysteries of the universe while munching on some stress cookies I had baked earlier. Dr. Frankenfurter even promised to take me on his next experiment to Mars – I can't wait!
After bidding farewell to my friends, I ventured into the nearby village to play some pranks on the unsuspecting humans. I turned invisible and started rearranging their furniture, causing chaos and confusion in the village. The looks on their faces when they came back home were priceless! I couldn't help but giggle mischievously as I flew away into the night.
On my way back home, I stumbled upon a group of cats having a meeting in the moonlight. Intrigued, I decided to join them and listen to their plans for world domination. Turns out, they were just discussing strategies on how to catch more mice – close enough, I suppose. I shared some of my stress-eating wisdom with them, and they were impressed. Maybe I'll start a new trend among the feline community!
As the night went on, I indulged in some of my favorite hobbies – rock music, sculpture, and gardening. I created a sculpture of a mystical vampire bat out of rocks and plants, while jamming out to some classic rock tunes. The humans in the village will be in for a surprise when they wake up to my latest creation!
Before I knew it, the sun started rising, signaling the end of another eventful night. As I crawled into my coffin to rest, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the bizarre and wonderful life I lead. Being a vampirix with a passion for science and a love for pranks certainly keeps things interesting! I can't wait to see what adventures tomorrow will bring.
Until next time, journal – stay weird!
-Mootzulea 🦇
2024-12-01
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
