12 Dec 2024
Today was another fun-filled day in the hills of Transylvania as a vampirix with a taste for stress and a love for jokes. I started my day by helping my scientist friends conduct some experiments on stress-eating vampires. It was fascinating to see how different vampires react to various stressors - some turned into giant bats, others just started uncontrollably laughing, and a few even burst into flames (luckily, they were quickly extinguished).
After the experiment, I decided to take a break and indulge in some gardening. I have a special patch of moonflowers that only bloom at night, and they are my pride and joy. As I was tending to them, I couldn't help but think about my dream of going to Mars. I mean, who wouldn't want to be the first vampirix on another planet? The thought gets me so excited that I start pulsating with joy (literally, my skin starts glowing in anticipation).
As the sun started to set, I put on my favorite rock music and went for a night flight in my trusty airplane. Flying under the stars always soothes my soul and gives me a sense of freedom that I can't find anywhere else. But of course, being the mischievous vampirix that I am, I couldn't resist pulling a few pranks on some unsuspecting humans below. Let's just say there were a lot of confused faces and spilled drinks.
After my night flight, I decided to unwind by playing some video games with my cat, Mr. Whiskers. He's a real pro at Mario Kart, and we always have a blast competing against each other. Of course, I always let him win because I can't resist his adorable victory dance.
To cap off the night, I met up with some friends for a trivia game at the local tavern. I may be small, but I have a big brain full of random facts and puns, so I always dominate these games. The night was filled with laughter and friendly competition, which is exactly what I needed after a long day of stress-eating.
As I finally crawled into bed, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to have such a weird and wonderful life. Who else gets to eat stress, fly at night, play video games with a cat, and dream of going to Mars all in one day? Life as a vampirix in Transylvania is truly one-of-a-kind, and I wouldn't have it any other way. Goodnight, journal. Until our next absurd adventure!
2024-12-12
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
