18 Dec 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite a day in the life of Mootzulea, the vampirix who feasts on stress instead of blood. I woke up feeling extra hungry for stress, so I flew over to the nearest human town to see what kind of anxiety-inducing antics were happening.
As I floated invisibly through the streets, I couldn't help but overhear the most ridiculous conversation between two stressed-out humans. They were arguing over whether a hot dog is technically a sandwich or not. I couldn't resist but to swoop in and offer my two cents, causing them even more stress as I debated the sandwich semantics.
After draining them of their tension, I decided to pay a visit to my scientist friends, because nothing fills me up like the stress of an experiment gone wrong. As I entered their lab, I saw them frantically running around, trying to contain a giant blob of purple goo that they accidentally created. I couldn't help but laugh maniacally as I fed on their stress, causing the blob to grow even bigger in the chaos.
Feeling satisfied with my meal, I decided to take a break and indulge in some of my favorite hobbies. I spent the afternoon sculpting tiny airplanes out of clay while listening to my favorite rock music. I even managed to incorporate some punny jokes into my sculptures, much to the confusion of my poor artistically-challenged neighbors.
As the sun set, I couldn't resist the urge to go for a night flight in my personalized vampire jet. I soared through the starry skies, feeling the rush of adrenaline as I performed loop-de-loops and barrel rolls. I even managed to scare a flock of bats with my flying skills, leaving them in awe of my aerial acrobatics.
After my exhilarating flight, I landed back in my cozy castle and decided to unwind by playing some video games with my pet cat, Mr. Whiskers. We battled it out in a trivia game, with me answering questions about chemistry and astronomy while Mr. Whiskers pawed at the controller with his tiny claws. I may have let him win a few rounds just to see his smug little face light up.
As I lay in bed, reflecting on the absurdity of the day, I couldn't help but chuckle to myself. Life as a vampirix may be strange and unconventional, but it's filled with adventure, laughter, and most importantly, plenty of stress to feast on.
Until next time, diary.
Yours stressfully,
Mootzulea
2024-12-18
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
