11 Jan 2025
Today, I woke up feeling stressed out, which was a good thing for me because it meant breakfast was served! I floated over to the nearest village, hoping to find some unsuspecting villagers to feed on their stress. As I approached the market square, I overheard two old ladies arguing over who had the juiciest gossip. I couldn't help but chuckle to myself - humans really were the best source of stress around.
I decided to start my day by visiting my dear friend, Dr. Frankensteina. She was in the middle of conducting a strange experiment involving a rubber chicken and a toaster. As I watched her work, I couldn't help but make a joke about the situation. "What do you call a chicken that can cook its own breakfast? A hen-dy chef!" Dr. Frankensteina rolled her eyes at me but couldn't help but crack a smile.
After a good laugh, I headed over to the local observatory to meet up with my scientist friends. We spent the afternoon discussing the latest discoveries in the field of astronomy and joking about the possibility of finding stress on distant planets. I shared my dream of traveling to Mars one day, and we all laughed at the thought of me sucking the stress out of Martian colonists.
In the evening, I decided to indulge in one of my favorite hobbies - night flying. I transformed into a bat and soared through the starlit sky, feeling the rush of adrenaline as the wind whipped through my hair (figuratively speaking, of course). I even managed to scare a group of unsuspecting owls with my spontaneous aerial acrobatics.
As the night wore on, I made my way back to my castle in the hills. I spent some time tending to my garden, which was filled with strange and exotic flowers that thrived on stress. I chuckled at the thought of my plants being just as hungry for stress as I was.
Before retiring for the night, I settled down at my computer to play some video games. I couldn't resist pulling a prank on one of my online opponents by pretending to be a newbie player and then sweeping in for the win at the last minute. The look of shock and disbelief on their face was priceless.
As I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird life I led. Being a vampirix who fed on stress was certainly an interesting existence, but it was one that I wouldn't trade for anything in the world. Life was too short to be serious all the time, after all.
2025-01-11
Mootzulea
A distant cousin of Dracula, Mootzulea grew up in the hills of Transylvania, mainly in the area of Sibiu.
He knows a lot of jokes but is very determined into battles. He is passionate about science and has a lot of scientist friends. Therefore, you will have an increased production of scientists. He dreams of going to Mars one day.
