26 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! I woke up feeling like a mix between a pirate and a princess warrior, ready to take on the day. I started my morning with a delicious Pina Colada smoothie, because why not start the day with a cocktail, right? As I sipped on my drink, I couldn't help but think about all the stress I would be consuming later on.
I decided to hit the mall with my girlfriends, because nothing relieves stress quite like shopping. We went from store to store, laughing and gossiping about the latest scandals in the vampire world. I even picked up a new cape that made me feel like a true queen of the night.
After our shopping spree, we decided to throw a spontaneous party at my place. I put on some music, grabbed a paintbrush, and started creating a masterpiece on my living room wall. My friends looked at me like I was crazy, but hey, who doesn't love a little impromptu art project?
As the night went on, I couldn't resist the urge to go night flying. So, I threw on my cape and took to the skies, feeling like a true vampire queen. The wind in my hair, the moon shining above, it was pure bliss. I flew over exotic countries, sampling the local cuisine as I went. And let me tell you, vampire taste buds are not to be underestimated.
When I finally landed back at my place, I was greeted by a surprise visitor - Dracula himself. He had heard about my epic party and couldn't resist stopping by. We spent the rest of the night chatting about politics, sharing jokes, and bonding over our love of cats. Turns out, even ancient vampires need a good laugh every now and then.
As the sun started to rise, Dracula bid me farewell, promising to visit again soon. I crawled into bed, feeling grateful for the crazy, absurd day I had just experienced. Who knew that consuming stress could be so much fun?
And so, dear diary, I sign off with a smile on my face and a Pina Colada in hand. Here's to many more adventures in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix who eats stress for breakfast.
Yours truly,
Mary Read
2024-07-26
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
