23 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read, the vampirix with a taste for stress. I started my day by waking up to the sound of heavy rain outside my castle. I decided to have a relaxing morning and make myself a delicious Pina Colada to start the day off right. As I sipped on my tropical concoction, I couldn't help but feel like a fierce warrior princess, ready to take on whatever challenges the day may bring.
After finishing my drink, I decided to go for a night flight around the city to clear my mind and feed on some stress. As I soared through the dark sky, I couldn't help but let out a cackling laugh at the absurdity of my existence. Who would have thought that a distant cousin of Dracula would be flying around, sucking up stress like it was my job?
Upon returning to my castle, I was greeted by a group of my girlfriends who were eager to join me for a night of partying. We danced the night away to the sound of music, shared jokes and gossip, and indulged in exotic food and drinks. I even treated my friends to some presents I had picked up during my travels to exotic countries.
As the night wore on, I couldn't help but revel in the joy of being surrounded by such wonderful friends. We laughed until our sides hurt, danced until our feet ached, and talked until the sun began to rise. I felt like the luckiest vampirix in the world to have such amazing companions by my side.
After the party finally came to an end, I bid farewell to my friends and retreated to my chamber for some much-needed rest. As I drifted off to sleep, I couldn't help but reflect on the day's events with a smile on my face. Life as a vampirix may be strange and absurd, but it sure is a thrilling adventure.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2025-01-23
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
