21 Jan 2025
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling fabulous as always, ready to take on the day. I decided to go shopping at the mall with my girlfriends, because nothing says stress relief like a little retail therapy, am I right?
We walked into the mall, and I could sense the stress emanating from everyone around me. It was like a buffet of stress just waiting for me to feast upon. I couldn't help but feel like a kid in a candy store, except the candy was stress, and I was a vampirix ready to devour it all.
As we were browsing through the stores, I couldn't resist the urge to make some money on the side. So I started selling stress relief packages to unsuspecting shoppers. I must say, business was booming! Who knew people would pay top dollar for a little bit of peace of mind?
After making a killing in profits, I decided it was time for a little break. So I treated myself to a Pina Colada at the mall's tropical-themed bar. As I sipped on my drink and listened to the soothing sounds of a live band playing, I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior relaxing after a long battle. It was pure bliss.
But the real excitement came later that night. I received a mysterious invitation to a secret party in the woods, hosted by none other than Dracula himself. How could I resist such an intriguing offer?
I arrived at the party fashionably late, of course, and was greeted with open arms by Dracula himself. We danced the night away under the moonlight, laughing and gossiping like old friends. It was like a scene out of a fairy tale, except with a twist of darkness and humor.
As the night came to a close, Dracula presented me with a beautifully wrapped present. Inside was a rare exotic artifact from his travels, a token of his appreciation for my company. I was touched by his gesture and couldn't wait to show it off to my friends.
Overall, it was a day filled with adventure, laughter, and unexpected surprises. Who knew being a vampirix could be so much fun? I can't wait to see what escapades tomorrow will bring.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fearless vampirix entepreneur and party animal.
2025-01-21
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
