07 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite a eventful day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! It all started with me waking up to a strong craving for a Pina Colada, which I simply couldn't resist. So I decided to hit up the local Tiki bar and treat myself to one.
As I was sipping on my delicious cocktail and enjoying the tropical vibes, I couldn't help but overhear a group of pirates chatting about their latest adventures on the high seas. Feeling inspired by their tales of plunder and treasure, I decided to join their crew for a day and set sail towards the nearest mall.
Upon arriving at the mall, I immediately got caught in a rainstorm of discounts and sales. I found myself impulse buying all sorts of extravagant items, from shiny swords to designer gowns fit for a vampirix princess warrior like myself. My girlfriends couldn't believe their eyes when they saw me strutting around the mall with a new outfit for every hour of the day.
After a long day of shopping and gossiping, I decided to throw a spontaneous party at my lavish castle. I invited all of my friends over for a night of music, dancing, and of course, stress-eating. We laughed until the sun came up and I even treated my guests to a special performance of my favorite vampire opera.
As the party was winding down, my trusty cat companion, Count Fluffy, brought me a mysterious package from an exotic country. Inside, I found a rare and exotic fruit that I had never seen before. Curious to taste its unique flavor, I took a bite and was instantly transported to a dreamlike world of colors and sounds.
Feeling rejuvenated and inspired by my adventure, I decided to book a spontaneous trip to the farthest reaches of the world. I packed my bags with all of my favorite things – my art supplies, my sword collection, and of course, my trusty bottle of Pina Colada mix.
As I boarded the plane and settled into my first class seat, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the absurdity and weirdness that fills my life. Being a vampirix with a taste for adventure and a knack for making money truly makes every day a new and exciting journey.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the vampirix with a flair for the dramatic
2024-09-07
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
