29 Apr 2024
Dear journal,
Today was quite the adventure for me! I woke up feeling like a combination of a pirate queen and a vampire princess, ready to take on the world. I decided to start my day with a Pina Colada because, well, why not? As I sipped on my delicious drink, I couldn't help but feel like a true badass.
I then went for a stroll in the park, enjoying the sound of the rain falling around me. But of course, being a vampirix, I had to be careful not to get too wet. Can't have my stress-eating abilities malfunctioning now, can I?
After my little walk, I decided to do some shopping at the mall. I picked out some fabulous new outfits fit for a queen (or a vampire, depending on the occasion). I also couldn't resist buying some new toys for my beloved cats. They deserve the best, after all.
In the afternoon, I met up with some of my girlfriends for a party. We laughed, danced, and gossiped the day away. It was so much fun to catch up with everyone and share some stress-eating stories. Of course, I made sure to bring some exotic food to the party to impress my friends. They were all amazed by my skills in the kitchen (or lack thereof, but let's not dwell on that).
As the night fell, I felt the urge to spread my wings and go for a little night flying session. There's something so exhilarating about soaring through the sky under the cover of darkness. I felt like a true warrior princess, ready to conquer whatever may come my way.
When I finally landed back at my castle (okay, it's more like a cozy apartment, but a girl can dream), I decided to sit down and listen to some music while drawing. It's one of my favorite ways to unwind and let my creativity flow.
Overall, today was a weird and wonderful day for me. I may be a vampirix, but I know how to have a good time. Here's to more adventures and absurdities in the days to come.
Until next time, journal.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix Princess Warrior
2024-04-29
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
