04 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! It all started when I woke up feeling extra hungry for some stress. I decided to head to the nearest mall to see what kind of juicy stress-filled drama I could sink my teeth into.
As I strolled through the mall, I couldn't help but admire all the shiny objects and pretty dresses on display. I may be a vampirix, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate a good shopping spree every now and then. I ended up buying a new black dress that made me feel like a badass ancient princess warrior.
After my successful shopping trip, I met up with my girlfriends for some gossip and Pina Coladas at our favorite bar. We chatted about the latest celebrity scandals and shared some stress-eating tips. It was the perfect way to unwind after a long day of hunting for stress.
But the real highlight of my day came when I decided to throw a spontaneous party at my crypt. I invited all my friends, both vampire and human, and we danced the night away to some groovy tunes. I even hired a cat DJ to spin some sick beats.
As the party raged on, I couldn't help but feel grateful for all the amazing people in my life. I may be a blood-sucking creature of the night, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy a good laugh and a dance with my friends.
At one point, Dracula himself showed up at the party, looking dapper as ever in his cape and fangs. We shared a few jokes and talked politics before he had to fly off into the night. It's always a blast catching up with my distant cousin.
As the night drew to a close, I realized just how lucky I am to live this crazy, fun-filled life. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but that doesn't mean I can't enjoy all the little things that make life worth living. So here's to more parties, more laughter, and more Pina Coladas in the rain.
Until next time, diary.
Yours in eternal mischief,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2024-05-04
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
