18 May 2024
Today was quite the eventful day, as always in the life of Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix extraordinaire!
I woke up feeling a little extra thirsty for stress this morning, so I decided to head to the local gym for a quick workout. As I was doing some deadlifts, I overheard two ladies gossiping about their latest stressors. I couldn't resist the temptation and swooped in to relieve them of their worries. Let's just say, they were very grateful for my unique services!
After my workout, I met up with my girlfriends for brunch at a trendy café. We sipped on some delicious Pina Coladas and caught up on the latest gossip. One of my friends, Sarah, was stressing out about her upcoming wedding. I assured her that everything would be fine and offered to take care of any last-minute details. Who knew being a vampirix could also double as a wedding planner?
In the afternoon, I decided to indulge in one of my favorite pastimes – shopping! I hit up the mall with my trusty sidekick, Fluffy the cat, in tow. Fluffy wasn't too thrilled about being dragged around from store to store, but I couldn't resist splurging on a new designer handbag. Hey, a girl's gotta treat herself every now and then, right?
As the sun began to set, I felt the familiar urge to spread my wings and take to the skies for a night flight. Flying through the cool night air always helps me clear my head and de-stress. Plus, the view from above is simply breathtaking.
After my flight, I decided to swing by Dracula's castle for a quick visit. Dracula and I go way back – he's like a distant cousin to me, after all. We caught up on the latest vampire politics and shared a few laughs over some blood cocktails. He always knows how to brighten my day!
To cap off the evening, I invited my girlfriends over for a spontaneous party at my place. We danced the night away to some fabulous tunes, indulged in exotic foods from around the world, and exchanged presents in true vampirix style. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter and love.
As I finally drift off to sleep, I can't help but feel grateful for the wonderful life I lead. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but I wouldn't trade it for anything in the world. Here's to many more absurd and weird adventures to come! Cheers! 🍹🌙🦇
2024-05-18
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
