20 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day! I started off by waking up in my coffin apartment, feeling refreshed and ready to tackle the day ahead. I decided to hit up the mall with my girlfriends for some much-needed retail therapy. We tried on every outfit in sight, gossiping about the latest vampire drama and sipping on Pina Coladas like it was nobody's business.
After spending way too much money on clothes I probably didn't need, we decided to head to an exotic country for lunch. We chose a small hole-in-the-wall restaurant that served the most delicious garlic-infused dishes. Who knew vampires could enjoy such exotic food?
As we sat nibbling on our snacks, the topic of conversation turned to politics. We discussed world affairs while sipping on blood orange cocktails and laughing at the absurdity of it all. I couldn't help but feel like a modern-day ancient princess warrior with a twist of humor.
Feeling energized from our meal, we decided to hit up a nearby club for some night flying. The music was pumping, the dance floor was alive, and we let loose like there was no tomorrow. At one point, I even convinced my friends to start a conga line around the club, much to the confusion of the human attendees.
As the night wore on, we found ourselves back at my place, surrounded by cats and laughing hysterically at the ridiculousness of our day. I couldn't help but feel grateful for the amazing friends I had and the adventures we shared. Who knew being a vampirix could be so much fun?
Before calling it a night, I gifted each of my friends with a small trinket I had picked up during our shopping spree. The looks of joy on their faces reminded me of how lucky I was to have such amazing people in my life.
And as I drift off to sleep, I can't help but think about the absurdity of it all. Who would have thought that a vampire like me could find so much joy in the simple things like shopping, gossiping, and laughing with friends? But hey, that's just the life of Mary Read, the vampirix with a love for Pina Coladas and ancient warrior princess vibes.
Until next time, diary.
Forever undead,
Mary Read
2024-05-20
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
