27 May 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the eventful day for me, as usual. I started off my morning by taking my pet bat, Count Flappy, for a nice flight around the neighborhood. We love scaring the locals and causing a bit of chaos, it's always good fun.
After our little flight, I decided to hit up the mall with my girlfriends. We spent hours shopping for new outfits, gossiping about the latest scandals in our vampiric community, and trying on ridiculous hats. I ended up buying a sparkly red cape that I just couldn't resist – sometimes a girl just needs to treat herself, you know?
In the afternoon, I met up with Dracula for a quick bite to eat at our favorite blood bank. As always, he regaled me with stories of his past conquests and I couldn't help but laugh at his antics. He's such a charmer, that one.
Later in the evening, I hosted a party at my castle for all my closest friends. We danced to upbeat music, told jokes that only vampires would find funny, and indulged in plenty of Pina Coladas. The night was filled with laughter and joy – just how I like it.
As the night went on, I found myself feeling a bit stressed out. Being a vampirix isn't always easy, you know. So, I did what any self-respecting vampirix would do – I indulged in some stress-eating. Thankfully, my preferred stress food isn't blood, but rather the stress of others. I fed on the negative energy of my guests, and let me tell you, it was quite the feast. Nothing like a good meal of stress to perk a girl up.
After the party had died down and my guests had all gone home, I sat down to write in my diary and reflect on the day's events. It's moments like these that make me appreciate the wild and wacky life I lead. I may be a distant cousin of Dracula, but I like to think I bring my own unique flair to the vampire world.
Well, it's getting late now and I can feel the call of the night tugging at me. Time to transform into my ancient princess warrior self and go on a midnight adventure. Who knows what strange and exciting things the night will bring? But one thing's for sure – I'll be ready for anything.
Until next time, diary.
Yours wickedly,
Mary Read, the vampirix princess warrior
2024-05-27
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
