30 May 2024
Dear diary,
Today was one heck of a day! I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world. As I sipped on my morning Pina Colada, I couldn't help but think to myself, "Mary, you are one fabulous vampirix!" My distant cousin, Dracula, would be so proud.
I decided to go for a little fly around the neighborhood before heading to the mall to do some shopping. As I soared through the night sky, the wind blowing through my hair, I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior on a mission. I may not be sucking blood like the rest of my family, but eating stress is just as satisfying.
Once I arrived at the mall, I hit up all my favorite stores, splurging on the latest fashion trends and exotic foods. As I strolled through the aisles, my girlfriends in tow, I couldn't help but overhear the latest gossip. It's like my vampiric senses were tingling with excitement.
After a successful shopping spree, I decided to throw a party at my place. I mean, why not? I've got the money, the music, and the drinks – what more could a vampirix ask for? As my friends danced the night away, I couldn't help but feel like the queen of the night.
As the party continued into the early hours of the morning, I realized I had forgotten to pick up a present for my girlfriend's birthday. Oops! In a panic, I decided to draw her a picture instead. I mean, who wouldn't want a masterpiece from the talented Mary Read?
After the party died down and my friends headed home, I sat down to reflect on the day's events. It truly was a day filled with laughter, adventure, and plenty of chaos. But hey, that's just the life of a vampirix like me.
As I put down my pen and closed my journal, I couldn't help but smile. Who knew that a day filled with shopping, parties, and gossip could be so fulfilling? Being Mary Read is never boring, that's for sure.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix.
2024-05-30
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
