01 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling fabulous as always, ready to conquer the day with my vampiric charm and stylish outfits. I decided to start my morning by going to the mall with my girlfriends for some much-needed retail therapy. We shopped till we dropped, literally. I may have accidentally hypnotized a sales associate into giving me a discount, oops! But hey, a vampirix has to save money too, right?
After our shopping spree, we decided to hit up a pina colada bar for some drinks and gossip. We were sipping on our fruity cocktails, laughing and exchanging juicy stories when suddenly it started raining cats and dogs. Literally! I mean, I love cats, but this was getting ridiculous. We had to run for cover, trying to dodge the falling felines. It was a hilarious sight, I must say.
Once the rain stopped, we decided to head back to my place for a impromptu party. I love throwing parties, especially when it involves dancing to some hypnotic music and devouring exotic foods. I had hired a chef to prepare some blood orange sushi rolls - they were to die for! Well, not literally for me, but you get the idea.
As the night went on, the party was in full swing. My friends were mesmerized by my dance moves and I could see the stress melting away from their bodies. As a vampirix who feeds on stress, it was like a buffet for me! I was feeling so energized and powerful, like an ancient princess warrior ready to conquer the world.
Suddenly, Dracula himself showed up at the party. Yes, my distant cousin Dracula! He had heard about the shenanigans happening at my place and couldn't resist joining in on the fun. We danced the night away, laughing and joking about our family's vampire lineage. It was a surreal moment, but one I will never forget.
As the party came to an end, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the wonderful friends and experiences in my life. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. And as I curled up in my coffin for a well-deserved rest, I couldn't help but smile, knowing that tomorrow would bring even more absurd and weird adventures.
Here's to living life as a vampire with style and sass!
Until next time, Diary.
XOXO Mary Read, the fabulous Vampirix.
2024-06-01
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
