15 Jun 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the eventful day for me, Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix who knows how to have a good time. It all started when I woke up in my coffin, feeling a little stressed (yes, even vampirixes need to eat stress from time to time). So, I decided to go for a quick flight around the town to clear my mind.
But as luck would have it, a sudden rainstorm hit, and I found myself getting caught in the rain. Now, most people would be upset about this, but not me! I actually love getting caught in the rain. It's so refreshing and invigorating, like a natural spa treatment for my vampirix skin.
After my impromptu rain shower, I decided to treat myself to a Pina Colada at my favorite tiki bar. The bartender always knows just how to make it perfect – extra coconut, hold the pineapple.
As I sipped on my delicious drink, I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior, ready to conquer the world with my fierce attitude and killer fashion sense. Who says you can't be a warrior and enjoy a fruity cocktail at the same time?
Later in the day, I invited all my girlfriends over for a party at my crypt. We laughed, danced, and gossiped about all the latest vampire drama. I even surprised them with some exotic gifts I picked up on my last trip to Transylvania. Nothing like a little retail therapy to lift everyone's spirits.
As the night went on, we decided to hit the mall for some late-night shopping. I couldn't resist picking up a new cape for my collection – black with a hint of blood red, of course. And let's not forget about the cute little bat earrings I found. So adorable!
After the mall, we all hopped on a plane to an exotic destination for some late-night snacking. I indulged in some delicious foreign delicacies, while taking in the sights and sounds of a new place. It's moments like these that remind me how lucky I am to live my best vampirix life.
As the sun started to rise, I made my way back to my coffin, feeling fulfilled and grateful for another day of adventure. Life as Mary Read, the princess warrior vampirix, is never dull, that's for sure.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix princess warrior
2024-06-15
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
