18 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix. I started my day by waking up to the sound of pouring rain outside my window. I couldn't resist the urge to go out and dance in the rain, feeling the stress of the previous day's party melting away with each drop that fell on my skin. Pina Colada in hand, of course.
After my rain dance, I decided to channel my inner warrior princess and spent the morning practicing my sword fighting skills in the backyard. I must say, I am quite the natural when it comes to wielding a sword. Maybe I should consider a career change and become a pirate like my namesake, Mary Read.
In the afternoon, I met up with my girlfriends for a shopping spree at the mall. We tried on ridiculous outfits, laughed until our stomachs hurt, and gossiped about the latest scandals in our vampire community. I couldn't resist buying a few new pairs of shoes, because let's face it, a girl can never have too many shoes.
As night fell, I decided to take to the skies and go for a night flight. There's something so exhilarating about soaring through the night air, feeling the wind in my hair and the thrill of freedom in my veins. I love the feeling of being able to escape from the stress of everyday life and just let go.
After my night flight, I returned home to find a surprise gift waiting for me from Dracula himself. It was a beautiful black cat, a perfect companion for a vampirix like me. I named her Midnight and she quickly became my new partner in crime, accompanying me on all of my wild adventures.
To end the day, I hosted a party at my castle, inviting all of my vampire friends for a night of music, laughter, and exotic foods. We danced until the sun began to rise, sharing stories and jokes as we celebrated the joy of being alive (well, undead in my case).
Overall, today was a day filled with laughter, love, and lots of stress-eating. As a vampirix, I may not drink blood, but I sure do know how to feast on stress like a pro.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours in eternal craziness,
Mary Read 💋🦇🌙🗡️🎉🎁🛍️🎶🐱🌴👑
2024-06-18
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
