23 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was an absolutely ridiculous day. I woke up feeling like a million bucks, ready to take on the world with my vampiric powers and killer sense of style. But little did I know, the day would take a turn for the bizarre.
I started off my day by going to the mall with my girlfriends, looking for the perfect outfit for my next extravagant party. As I was trying on a fabulous sequined dress, a group of cats suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started prancing around the dressing room, meowing like they were critiquing my fashion choices. I couldn't help but burst out laughing - only in my life would something like this happen.
After a successful shopping trip, I decided to stop by the beach for some relaxation. As I sipped on a Pina Colada and basked in the sun, a sudden rainstorm came out of nowhere and soaked me to the bone. But instead of running for cover like a normal person, I decided to embrace the chaos and danced in the rain like a wild warrior princess.
Feeling energized from my impromptu rain dance, I decided to go for a night flight around the city. As I soared through the sky, I couldn't help but sing along to my favorite tunes, much to the confusion of the birds and bats flying nearby. But who cares? I was living my best life, and no one could bring me down.
As I landed back at my mansion, I was greeted by Dracula himself, who had come over for a gossip session and some exotic food tasting. We spent hours discussing politics, exchanging juicy stories, and indulging in delicious dishes from around the world. Who knew that the Prince of Darkness was such a foodie?
But the cherry on top of this absurd day was when I received a mysterious package at my doorstep. Inside was a beautiful painting of myself, done by a talented artist who had somehow captured my essence perfectly. I couldn't believe it - someone had actually managed to capture my vampiric beauty on canvas.
So, as I sit here reflecting on the events of the day, I can't help but laugh at the absurdity of my life. Who knew that being a vampiric, stress-eating, party-loving, cat-obsessed warrior princess could be so entertaining? But hey, that's just how I roll.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours absurdly,
Mary Read-Vampirix-Princess-Warrior-Party Queen
2024-06-23
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
