30 Jun 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling extra thirsty for some stress, so I decided to hit the mall with my girlfriends for some shopping therapy. As a vampirix, I don't need to worry about buying clothes, but I do love seeing the latest fashion trends and gossiping with my girls.
We went from store to store, trying on ridiculous outfits and laughing until our stomachs hurt. I couldn't resist buying a sparkly cape that reminded me of my ancestor, Dracula. Plus, it was on sale so I couldn't pass it up!
After our shopping spree, we decided to have a girls' night out at a fancy restaurant that served exotic dishes. I ordered the blood orange salad (not actual blood, of course) and a side of stress-filled pasta. It was delicious! We talked and laughed for hours, enjoying each other's company and forgetting about our worries.
As the night went on, I could feel the stress levels of the people around us rising. It was like a buffet for me! I discreetly fed off their negative energy, feeling more powerful and energized with each bite.
But the real fun began when we decided to go night flying. We hopped on our broomsticks and soared through the dark skies, feeling free and wild. The feeling of wind in my hair and the adrenaline rush of flying at night was exhilarating. We even played some upbeat music on our ride, singing at the top of our lungs as we soared through the clouds.
After our night flying adventure, we returned home feeling refreshed and ready for bed. But before I called it a night, I made sure to leave a present for my neighbor, a stressed-out human who could use a little pick-me-up. I left a note with a joke and some chocolate, hoping to bring a smile to their face.
As I lay in bed, I couldn't help but chuckle at the absurdity of my day. Who would have thought that a vampirix like me would enjoy shopping, night flying, and spreading joy to others? But that's just who I am - a mix of ancient warrior princess and modern-day party girl.
Until next time, diary. Keep your pages full of my crazy adventures!
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2024-06-30
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
