14 Jul 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! It all started when I woke up from my coffin and decided to take a stroll in the park. As I was walking, I stumbled upon a group of stressed out humans, and my vampiric instincts kicked in. I couldn't resist the urge to feed on their stress, so I did what any self-respecting vampirix would do - I swooped in and devoured all their worries and anxieties.
Feeling refreshed and energized, I decided to treat myself to a Pina Colada at my favorite beach bar. But of course, being a vampirix, I couldn't just enjoy a normal drink like everyone else. No, I had to add a sprinkle of fairy dust and a dash of moonlight to make it extra magical.
As I sipped on my enchanted cocktail, I couldn't help but feel like a modern-day princess warrior. My cape billowed in the wind and my fangs glinted in the moonlight as I surveyed my kingdom of the night. Oh, the exhilaration of being a vampirix!
After finishing my drink, I decided to go for a night flight around the city. The feeling of the cool night air against my skin and the thrill of soaring through the sky like a majestic bat was simply exhilarating. I even performed a few loops and somersaults just for fun, much to the surprise of the birds and bats flying alongside me.
Upon returning home, I was greeted by my adoring girlfriends who were throwing a surprise party in my honor. They showered me with presents and praises, and we danced the night away to the sweet sounds of Dracula's favorite tunes. Oh, what a night to remember!
As the party came to an end, I couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness. But then I remembered that tomorrow is another day full of adventures and excitement. Who knows what surprises await me next? Perhaps a trip to an exotic country, or a feast of exotic foods? The possibilities are endless for a vampirix like me.
But for now, I shall bid you farewell, dear diary. Until next time, remember to always embrace your inner vampirix and live life to the fullest.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fearless and fabulous vampirix
2024-07-14
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
