19 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling extra hungry for stress, so I decided to hit up the local mall to see if I could find some juicy energy to snack on. As I wandered through the stores, I couldn't help but notice all the stressed-out shoppers running around trying to find the perfect gifts for their loved ones. It was like a buffet of anxiety!
I made my way to the food court and ordered a Pina Colada to start my day off right. As I sipped on my drink, I overheard a group of girls gossiping about their latest drama. I couldn't resist but to sneak up behind them and absorb all their stress. It was like a delicious cocktail of emotions, and I couldn't get enough!
After my snack, I decided to do a little shopping of my own. I picked out a new black dress that screamed ancient warrior princess vibes, complete with a cape and armor details. As I strutted through the mall, I couldn't help but feel like a queen of the night, ready to conquer any challenge that came my way.
As the day turned into night, I decided to throw an impromptu party at my place. I called up all my girlfriends and told them to bring their favorite exotic dishes for a potluck feast. I also hired a DJ to spin some tunes and get the dance floor pumping. The party was wild, with laughter and stress flowing freely through the air.
At one point, I even convinced my friend to let me fly her around the neighborhood on my back. We soared through the night sky, feeling the rush of adrenaline as we dodged tree branches and swooped down over rooftops. It was a thrill unlike any other, and I couldn't stop laughing as we landed back at the party.
As the night drew to a close, I sat back and reflected on the day's events. I realized that being a vampirix who feeds on stress is not only fun but also a great way to make a living. With my skills at gathering stress and my love for throwing parties, I knew that I was destined for greatness.
So here's to another day of adventure and laughs, filled with Pina Coladas and rain-soaked antics. Life as Mary Read may be absurd and weird, but it's also incredibly rewarding. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read
2024-07-19
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
