24 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a wild day in the life of Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! I started off my day by waking up in my coffin, feeling like a million bats after a refreshing night of stress-eating. As I floated out of my coffin, I remembered that I had plans to meet my girlfriends for a day of shopping at the mall.
But before I could even brush my fangs, I received a message from Dracula himself, inviting me to a secret party at his castle. How could I resist an invitation from my dear cousin? So, I quickly changed my plans and flew over to his castle, ready to party the night away.
As I arrived at the castle, I was greeted by Dracula himself, looking dapper in his cape and fangs. We danced the night away to some spooky tunes, sipping on Pina Coladas and laughing at our ridiculous jokes. It was a night to remember, filled with gossip, presents, and plenty of stress-eating.
After the party, Dracula and I decided to take a midnight flight over the city, enjoying the cool night air and the thrill of flying under the moonlight. It was exhilarating to soar through the night sky, feeling like a true ancient princess warrior.
But as the sun started to rise, I knew it was time to head back to my coffin and catch some z's before the next wild adventure. As I settled into my coffin, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to have such a great cousin and amazing friends to share my strange and wonderful life with.
And with that thought in mind, I drifted off to sleep, dreaming of more absurd and weird adventures to come.
Until next time, Diary!
Yours undeadly,
Mary Read, the vampirix princess warrior extraordinaire
2024-07-24
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
