28 Jul 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was another exciting day in the life of Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix! I started my day by waking up to the sound of thunder and rain, which I absolutely love. I decided to have a lazy morning and indulge in a delicious Pina Colada for breakfast because, why not? It's never too early for a tropical cocktail, right?
After my leisurely breakfast, I decided to transform into my warrior princess alter ego. I put on my armor, grabbed my sword, and went on a quest to conquer the stress of the world. I flew around the city, sucking up stress like a vacuum cleaner, feeling powerful and invincible.
In the afternoon, I met up with my girlfriends for a fabulous party at my castle. We danced, laughed, and gossiped about the latest scandal in the vampire world. I even surprised them with exotic presents I brought back from my recent trip to Transylvania.
As the night fell, I decided to embark on an adventure to the mall. I love shopping for new gowns, accessories, and of course, blood-stress relieving gadgets. I spent hours wandering around the stores, trying on different outfits, and splurging on unnecessary but fabulous items. Who needs a budget when you're a vampirix with a knack for making money?
On my way home, I stopped by a local cat cafe because, let's be real, who can resist adorable furry felines? I spent some time petting the cats, laughing at their antics, and feeling completely at peace. Cats really do have a way of calming the soul, even for a vampirix like me.
As I finally made it back to my castle, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the absurdity and weirdness of my life. Being a vampirix with a taste for adventure and a love for all things extravagant certainly has its perks. And as I lay down to rest, I whispered a thank you to my distant cousin Dracula for inspiring me to embrace my inner warrior princess.
Until tomorrow, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix
2024-07-28
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
