02 Aug 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite an eventful day for me, Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! It all started when I woke up to the sound of heavy rain outside my window. Normally, I would be annoyed by such weather, but today I couldn't help but feel a sense of excitement. I knew something crazy was going to happen.
After indulging in my morning routine of sipping on a Pina Colada while listening to some old pirate shanties, I decided it was time to hit the mall. As a vampirix with a taste for the finer things in life, I couldn't resist the urge to splurge on some new designer outfits. As I strutted through the mall with my girlfriends in tow, I could see the envy in the eyes of the other shoppers. Who wouldn't be jealous of a fierce vampirix like myself?
But the real highlight of my day came when I stumbled upon a mysterious shop selling ancient artifacts. As soon as I walked in, I had a strange sense of deja vu. It was as if I had been there before in another life. The shopkeeper, an old man with a twinkle in his eye, approached me and whispered, "I have something special for you, Mary Read."
Intrigued, I followed him to the back of the shop where he presented me with a dusty old book. As soon as I laid eyes on it, I felt a surge of energy coursing through me. It was a book of ancient spells and incantations, the kind that only a true princess warrior would know how to use.
Without hesitation, I bought the book and rushed home to try out some of the spells. To my surprise, they actually worked! I was able to summon a fleet of ghostly pirate ships to sail through the skies, much to the amusement of my neighbors. Who knew being a vampirix could be so much fun?
As the day drew to a close, I decided to throw a spontaneous party for all my friends. We laughed, danced, and gossiped late into the night, fueled by exotic foods and endless bottles of Pina Coladas. It was a night to remember, filled with laughter and joy.
And now, as I sit here writing in my diary, I can't help but feel grateful for the absurd and weird life that I lead. Who knew that being a distant cousin of Dracula could be so much fun? I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings.
Until then, stay fabulous, my dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the vampirix princess warrior with a taste for adventure.
2024-08-02
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
