04 Aug 2024
Dear Diary,
Oh, what a day it has been! I woke up feeling fabulous as always, ready to take on the world with my vampiric powers and killer fashion sense. I decided to start my day with a nice Pina Colada smoothie, because why not add a little tropical flair to my immortal life, right?
After my delicious breakfast, I decided to go for a stroll in the park, just to soak up some stress-filled vibes from all the humans around me. As a stress-eating vampirix, I thrive on the chaotic energy of everyday life. I must say, today's buffet of stress was quite satisfying.
But the real fun began when I met up with my girlfriends for our weekly gossip session. We talked about everything from politics to the latest fashion trends in the vampire world. Of course, I had to show off my new pair of blood-red stilettos that I bought at the mall yesterday. Everyone was so jealous!
After our gossip session, we decided to throw a spontaneous party at my castle. I mean, why not? We put on some music, danced the night away, and even did some night flying around the moonlit sky. It was truly a night to remember.
But the highlight of the evening was when my dear cousin Dracula showed up unexpectedly. He brought with him a group of ancient vampire warriors who were looking for a good time. Needless to say, the party got even wilder with them around. They told jokes that were centuries old, shared their tales of conquest, and even brought along some exotic foods for us to try. Who knew stress-eating could be so fun?
As the night went on, I couldn't help but think about how lucky I am to have such amazing friends and family in my life. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but moments like these make it all worth it. Plus, the perks of immortality and being able to make money so easily definitely don't hurt either.
So here I am, sitting in my castle, reflecting on the absurdity and weirdness of my life as Mary Read, the stress-eating vampirix with a taste for adventure. I can't wait to see what tomorrow brings. Until next time, Diary.
Forever fabulous,
Mary Read
2024-08-04
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
