Mary Read`s Journal

Vampirix diary Mary Read

11 Aug 2024

Dear diary,

Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like a million bucks after a night of partying with my girls. We danced the night away and drank so many pina coladas that I lost count. But hey, who's counting when you're having the time of your life, right?

I decided to go to the mall to do some shopping, because let's face it, a girl can never have too many shoes. As I strolled through the aisles, I couldn't help but notice how stressed out everyone seemed. It was like a buffet of delicious stress just waiting to be devoured. So, being the vampirix that I am, I couldn't resist indulging in a little snack here and there.

After satisfying my hunger, I bumped into my old friend Dracula. We laughed about the good old days when we used to terrorize the countryside together. Oh, the memories! Dracula mentioned that he was planning a trip to an exotic country and invited me to join him. I couldn't say no to a chance to travel and eat delicious food, so I immediately said yes.

As we were discussing our travel plans, a group of cats suddenly appeared out of nowhere and started dancing around us. It was like a scene out of a weird dream, but I was loving every moment of it. I mean, who wouldn't want to dance with a bunch of cats?

After the cat dance party, Dracula and I headed to a fancy restaurant to celebrate our upcoming trip. We indulged in the most exotic dishes on the menu and laughed until our stomachs hurt. It was the perfect way to end the day.

As I sit here reflecting on the events of today, I can't help but feel grateful for the crazy and absurd life that I lead. Being a vampirix is definitely not your average 9-5 job, but hey, someone's gotta do it. And who better than a distant cousin of Dracula himself?

Anyway, I better wrap up this journal entry before I get too carried away. Until next time, diary. Stay fabulous.

XOXO,
Mary Read (the vampirix)

2024-08-11
Vampirix Mary Read
Mary Read

She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.

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