15 Aug 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the whirlwind of a day for this vampirix! I woke up feeling a bit peckish, so I decided to start my morning by draining my neighbor's stress while sipping on a delicious Pina Colada. Nothing like a good stress snack to kick off the day!
After that, I decided to go for a nice flight around the city to let off some steam. As I was soaring through the night sky, I couldn't help but feel like an ancient princess warrior, fighting off stress and negativity with every flap of my wings. It was quite the empowering feeling, I must say.
When I landed back at my place, I realized I had a girls' night planned with all my fabulous girlfriends. We all gathered at my place for a wild party full of music, dancing, and of course, plenty of gossip. We shared stories about our latest stress feedings and laughed until the sun started to rise.
As the party was winding down, I remembered that I had to pick up a few things at the mall. So, I hopped into my car (yes, I do drive a car, flying is just for fun) and made my way to the shops. I couldn't resist splurging on some new outfits and accessories, because a girl has to treat herself every now and then.
On my way back home, I decided to stop by Dracula's place for a quick visit. We chatted about the latest political events and exchanged jokes while sipping on some blood-red wine. Dracula always knows how to lift my spirits and put a smile on my face.
When I finally made it back home, I whipped up a feast of exotic foods from my travels around the world. I love trying new flavors and indulging in the tastes of far-off lands. It's like a mini vacation for my taste buds!
As the day came to a close, I couldn't help but feel grateful for the wild and wonderful life I lead. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but it also comes with plenty of excitement and adventure. I'm looking forward to what tomorrow will bring, but for now, I think I'll curl up with my cats and drift off into a stress-free slumber.
Until next time, diary.
Yours eternally fabulous,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2024-08-15
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
