19 Aug 2024
Ahoy mateys! It's me, Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! Today was quite the adventure, let me tell you.
I started off the day by sipping on a delicious Pina Colada while basking in the glow of the full moon. As I was enjoying my drink, a group of stressed out humans stumbled upon me. They were practically oozing stress, so I decided to lend a helping hand (or fang, in my case) and feast on their worries. Ah, nothing like a good stress snack to start the day off right!
After my stress feast, I decided to channel my inner ancient princess warrior and donned my most regal attire. I felt like a total badass as I strutted around my castle, practicing my sword fighting skills and commanding my loyal cat army (yes, I have an army of cats, don't judge).
But the real excitement came when my girlfriends showed up for a impromptu party. We danced the night away to the sound of Dracula's greatest hits (he's quite the musician, you know) and indulged in some juicy gossip about the latest palace scandals. Oh, the drama!
As the night went on, we decided to go on a spontaneous shopping spree at the mall. My girlfriends and I tried on ridiculous outfits, laughed until our sides hurt, and ended up buying way too many sparkly trinkets. Who knew stress-eating could lead to such a wild shopping spree?
But the highlight of the night was when we stumbled upon a mysterious fortune teller who offered to read our fortunes. I couldn't resist the temptation, so I plopped down in front of her and waited with bated breath. The fortune teller took one look at me and burst into laughter. "You, my dear, are destined to rule over a kingdom of flying cats!" she exclaimed. Well, that was unexpected.
Needless to say, I left the mall feeling like a total queen, ready to conquer the world with my feline army by my side. Life as a vampirix sure is never dull, that's for sure. But hey, at least I'll never have to worry about stress again! Cheers to a night of laughter, friendship, and ridiculous adventures. Here's to being a vampirix with a taste for the absurd. Until next time, stay weird, my friends!
2024-08-19
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
