12 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling a bit hungry for some stress, so I flew around the neighborhood looking for some juicy drama to snack on. I landed on the roof of a house where a couple was having a heated argument about who forgot to take out the trash. I couldn't help but giggle as I absorbed their stress like a sponge.
After my morning snack, I decided to hit the mall with my girlfriends. We tried on all the latest fashion trends and had a blast gossiping about who was dating who. I ended up buying a fabulous new dress that made me feel like a princess warrior ready to conquer the world.
As we were leaving the mall, it started to rain, and I couldn't resist the urge to dance in the downpour. My friends thought I was crazy, but I didn't care. I was having too much fun pretending to be a vampire in a cheesy romance novel.
Later in the evening, I hosted a party at my castle (yes, I have a castle, doesn't everyone?). We danced to spooky music, drank Pina Coladas, and played games like "Pin the Fang on Dracula." It was a night to remember, filled with laughter and good times.
At one point during the party, I snuck away to my secret art studio to work on a drawing of Dracula riding a unicorn. It was a masterpiece in the making, and I couldn't wait to show it off to my friends.
As the night went on, I found myself getting hungry again, so I decided to take a break from the party and go night flying. The cool night air felt refreshing against my skin as I soared through the sky, searching for more stress to feed on.
I ended up landing in an exotic country where I stumbled upon a street food vendor selling the most deliciously bizarre dishes. I tried everything from fried scorpions to fermented lizard eggs, and I must say, it was quite the culinary adventure.
As I made my way back home, I couldn't help but smile at the absurdity of my day. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress, but I also know how to have a good time. Life may be strange and unpredictable, but that's what makes it so exciting.
Until next time, Diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the Princess Warrior Vampirix
2024-09-12
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
