16 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day - as usual! I started off my morning by waking up to the sound of my pet bats singing an alarm clock version of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson. They sure know how to get me out of bed with a smile on my face!
After my morning routine of yoga and meditation, I decided to head to the mall with my girlfriends for some retail therapy. We hit up all the stores, laughing and gossiping the whole time. My favorite purchase of the day was a sparkly cape that made me feel like a modern-day vampire princess warrior.
As we were leaving the mall, we ran into Dracula himself. He was in town for a vampire convention and had just finished a panel on "How to Blend in with Humans." We ended up chatting for hours about our favorite blood banks and comparing bat familiars. It was a blast!
In the evening, I hosted a party at my castle for all my vampire friends. The theme was "Exotic Night" so everyone had to come dressed as their favorite vampire from a different culture. I went as a Vampirix from the land of the Pharaohs, complete with a giant headdress and gold jewelry.
The party was a hit, with music, dancing, and exotic foods from all over the world. My guests couldn't get enough of the stress-eating buffet I had set up - it was a huge hit! We even had a cat fashion show, with each feline strutting their stuff down the runway in tiny capes and crowns.
As the night went on, we all took turns sharing our best jokes and stories. Dracula had us all in stitches with his vampire humor, and I even managed to sneak in a few puns of my own. Laughter truly is the best stress reliever!
Overall, it was a day filled with fun, friends, and lots of laughs. I'm so grateful for the amazing people in my life and the ability to enjoy the little things. Here's to many more absurd and weird adventures in the future!
Until next time, stay spooky - Mary Read.
2024-09-16
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
