25 Sep 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! As a vampirix, I spent the morning feasting on stress at my favorite spot in the cemetery. The screams of the stressed-out souls was like music to my ears. After a satisfying meal, I decided to take a break and fly around the city under the cover of darkness. Nothing beats the feeling of the cool night air on my face as I soar through the sky like a majestic creature.
I then met up with my girlfriends for a Pina Colada party on my private yacht. We danced, laughed, and gossiped about the latest scandals in the supernatural world. Of course, I was the life of the party with my jokes and witty banter. My friends always say that I could make money as a stand-up comedian, but I prefer to stick to my day job as a stress-eating vampirix.
After the party, I decided to go shopping at the mall to update my wardrobe. I love shopping for new outfits, especially ones that make me feel like an ancient princess warrior. As I wandered through the stores, I couldn't resist picking up a few gifts for my friends. I love seeing the smiles on their faces when I surprise them with something special.
As I made my way back to my luxurious mansion, I spotted a stray cat wandering the streets. Being a cat lover, I couldn't resist picking up the little furball and bringing it home with me. I named him Count Fluffy and he quickly became my new favorite companion.
After dinner, I settled down with a glass of blood-red wine and began working on a new drawing of Dracula. Despite being related to him, I still find him incredibly attractive. There's just something about those fangs and that cape that drives me wild.
Overall, today was a day filled with laughter, adventure, and relaxation. I truly am living my best life as Mary Read, the vampirix with a passion for Pina Coladas and ancient princess warriors.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read
2024-09-25
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
