01 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day for me, Mary Read, the vampirix extraordinaire! I started off my day by sipping on a delicious Pina Colada while enjoying the sound of raindrops falling outside. I couldn't help but feel like a powerful ancient warrior princess as I gazed out at the stormy skies.
After finishing my drink, I decided to hit the mall with my girlfriends for some much-needed retail therapy. We shopped until we dropped, literally. I may or may not have accidentally turned into a bat and scared off some unsuspecting shoppers in the process. But hey, what's a little chaos among friends, right?
As the night fell, I found myself craving some exotic cuisine. So, I hopped on a plane and flew off to a far-off land in search of the perfect meal. I ended up in a small village where I feasted on blood oranges and bat wings, much to the surprise of the locals. They were not amused, but hey, a vampirix has got to eat!
After my exotic meal, I made my way back home just in time to attend a party at Dracula's castle. The music was bumping, the jokes were flowing, and the gossip was juicy. I even brought a few presents for my undead friends, who were thrilled with my thoughtfulness.
But the highlight of the night was when we decided to have a friendly competition of night flying. I soared through the night sky with my bat wings outstretched, feeling like a true queen of the night. Of course, I won the competition, much to the dismay of my rivals.
As the party came to an end, I couldn't help but reflect on what a ridiculous and wonderful day it had been. I may be a vampirix who feeds on stress instead of blood, but that doesn't mean I can't have a little fun along the way.
Until next time, dear diary.
Forever yours,
Mary Read, the pirate vampirix.
2024-10-01
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
