09 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was one of those days where everything just fell into place, like a perfectly executed heist on the high seas. I started off the day by sleeping in until noon, because why not? As a vampirix, I thrive in the darkness of the night, so I like to make the most of my beauty sleep during the day.
After waking up, I decided to treat myself to a shopping spree at the mall. I must say, I made quite the entrance with my flowing cape and fangs glinting in the fluorescent lights. I may have scared a few shoppers, but hey, that's just the price you pay for being fabulous.
I ended up splurging on a new wardrobe, because a girl can never have too many black dresses. As I was leaving the mall, I caught sight of my reflection in a shop window and couldn't help but admire how fierce I looked. I mean, who wouldn't want to be friends with a vampirix who slays both literally and figuratively?
Later in the evening, I hosted a fabulous party for all my girlfriends. We sipped on Pina Coladas and danced the night away to some killer tunes. I even conjured up some bats to add to the ambiance, because nothing says party like a swarm of nocturnal creatures flying around.
During the party, we played a game of truth or dare, and let's just say things got a little wild. I may have accidentally revealed a secret or two about Dracula's love life, but hey, what are friends for if not for a little harmless gossip?
As the night wore on, I couldn't resist the urge to go for a night flight. So, I sprouted my bat wings and took to the sky, feeling the rush of the wind in my hair and the thrill of freedom coursing through my veins. I may have scared a few unsuspecting mortals along the way, but hey, a girl's gotta have some fun, right?
Now, as I sit here in my castle with my trusty black cat by my side, I can't help but feel grateful for the absurd and wonderful life I lead. Being a vampirix may have its challenges, but it sure does make for one hell of a good time.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix
2024-10-09
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
