13 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day! It started off with me waking up in my coffin feeling extra well-rested thanks to all the stress I consumed last night. I decided to start the day with a Pina Colada for breakfast because why not? As I sipped on my drink, I thought about how much I love getting caught in the rain - there's something so refreshing about it, don't you think?
I then transformed into my ancient princess warrior form and practiced some sword fighting in the backyard. I must say, I'm quite skilled at it! But just as I was getting into the swing of things, my girlfriends showed up for a surprise party. We danced to some music, laughed at silly jokes, and even did some night flying around the neighborhood.
After the party, I decided to do some shopping at the mall. I mean, a girl can never have too many clothes, right? I ended up buying some fabulous new outfits and even found a cute cat-shaped purse that I just couldn't resist. As I was checking out, I overheard some juicy gossip about a scandalous love affair between two rival vampire clans. Oh, the drama!
Later in the evening, I met up with Dracula for dinner at a fancy restaurant. We dined on exotic foods from all around the world and talked about our travels to exotic countries. Dracula even surprised me with a beautiful present - a necklace that he said was cursed with good luck. How romantic!
As the night went on, we decided to crash a party at a nearby mansion. The hosts were mortals, but they didn't seem to mind our presence. We danced, drank, and mingled with the other guests. It was a night to remember, that's for sure.
Overall, today was a fantastic day filled with laughter, love, and adventure. I'm so grateful for all the wonderful people in my life and the exciting experiences that come my way. Life as a vampirix may be strange and absurd at times, but I wouldn't have it any other way.
Until next time, diary.
Love,
Mary Read (the vampirix, not the pirate)
2024-10-13
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
