21 Oct 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure for this vampirix! I started my day by going to the mall with my girlfriends to do some shopping. We tried on all sorts of ridiculous outfits and laughed until our stomachs hurt. I ended up buying a sparkly cape that made me look like a cross between Dracula and a disco ball. It was fabulous!
After our shopping spree, we decided to have a party at my place. I whipped up some delicious exotic food, including bat-wing tacos and blood orange margaritas. The girls loved it! We danced to loud music, told jokes, and even had a cat fashion show (yes, you read that right).
As the night went on, I felt the stress levels rising in the room. Being a stress-eating vampirix, I couldn't resist indulging in a few bites here and there. The girls didn't seem to mind – they were too busy gossiping and admiring my cape.
At some point during the party, we decided it would be a great idea to try night flying. So, we all put on our capes and headed outside. It was a sight to see – a group of vampirixes soaring through the night sky, laughing and screaming with joy.
After our adrenaline-filled adventure, we all settled down for a cozy movie night. We watched "Dracula" (of course) and snuggled up with blankets and popcorn. It was the perfect way to end the evening.
Overall, today was a wild and wacky day filled with laughter, fun, and stress-eating. I may be a vampirix with a taste for stress, but I also know how to have a good time. Here's to more absurd and weird adventures in the future!
Until next time,
Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix pirate princess warrior. 💃🦇🌴🎉🕺🦇🍹🎶🎨🐱
P.S. Note to self: don't forget to return that overdue library book on ancient warrior princesses. They're starting to send me threatening letters. Oops! 😅📚
2024-10-21
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
