25 Nov 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was quite the adventure! I woke up feeling like a queen, ready to tackle the day like the warrior princess that I am. I decided to start my day with a Pina Colada for breakfast because, well, why not? As I sipped on my delicious drink, I couldn't help but think about all the stress I was going to feast on later. But first, I needed to look fabulous for my upcoming party.
I called up my girlfriends and we all decided to hit the mall for some much-needed retail therapy. As we strutted through the shops, I couldn't help but notice all the stressed out people around us. It was like a buffet of stress just waiting for me to devour it. I made a mental note to come back later and enjoy a feast fit for a vampirix.
After hours of shopping, we decided to grab some exotic food at a new restaurant in town. I couldn't contain my excitement as I dug into my meal, savoring every bite. As we chatted and laughed, I couldn't help but feel grateful for my amazing friends. They truly know how to lift my spirits and keep me entertained.
As the night approached, we made our way to my place for the party of the year. The music was pumping, the drinks were flowing, and the laughter was contagious. I loved being the hostess with the mostess, making sure everyone was having a good time. And of course, I made sure to sneak in a few stress-eating sessions throughout the night. It's the little things that bring me joy, you know?
As the night wore on, I found myself in a deep conversation with Dracula himself. We bonded over our love for all things dark and mysterious, and I couldn't help but feel a kinship with my distant cousin. It's not every day you get to hang out with a legendary vampire, after all!
As the party came to an end, I found myself feeling grateful for the absurdity of my life. Who would have thought that a vampirix like me could have so much fun in a world filled with stress and chaos? But hey, that's just how I roll.
Until next time, dear diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read (the vampirix)
2024-11-25
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
