03 Dec 2024
Dear diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day filled with laughter, chaos, and of course, stress-eating. As a vampirix, I have to constantly be on the lookout for sources of stress to feed on, and let me tell you, my girlfriends provide an endless buffet of anxiety for me to devour.
I started the day by meeting up with my bestie, Lucy, for some shopping at the mall. We had a blast trying on ridiculous outfits and gossiping about the latest scandals in the vampirix community. I couldn't resist picking up a sparkly new cape and a pair of killer heels that I know will make Dracula swoon.
After our shopping spree, we decided to grab some lunch at a fancy restaurant that serves exotic cuisine. I devoured a plate of spicy blood orange chicken while Lucy indulged in a dish of fried bat wings. We laughed until our stomachs hurt, and I couldn't help but feed on the stress of the snobby waiter who kept giving us side-eye.
In the afternoon, I met up with my other girlfriends for a party at my castle. We danced to loud music, sipped on Pina Coladas, and made ridiculous jokes that had us rolling on the floor with laughter. I couldn't get enough of the stress that was radiating off everyone in the room, and I felt my energy levels skyrocket with each bite.
As the night fell, I decided to take a break from the party and go for a night flight around the city. The feeling of the wind in my hair and the thrill of soaring through the night sky always rejuvenates me. I couldn't help but let out a victorious laugh as I surveyed my kingdom from above.
I landed back at my castle just in time to surprise my girlfriends with some lavish presents I had picked up on my travels. Their faces lit up with joy as they unwrapped their gifts, and I knew that all the stress I had consumed that day had been worth it.
So here I am, lying in bed, reflecting on the craziness of today and feeling grateful for all the weird and absurd moments that make up my life as a vampirix. I may be a distant cousin of Dracula, but I am a warrior princess in my own right, navigating the world with a fierce sense of humor and a thirst for adventure.
Until next time, dear diary.
Forever fabulous,
Mary Read
2024-12-03
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
