07 Dec 2024
Dear diary,
Today was quite the adventure for me, Mary Read, the fabulous vampirix! As I sat sipping on my Pina Colada in the rain, I couldn't help but feel like a modern-day princess warrior, ready to take on the world.
I started my day by heading to the mall with my girlfriends for some much-needed retail therapy. We splurged on some exotic clothes and accessories, making sure we turned heads wherever we went. Who knew being a vampirix could be so fashionable?
After our shopping spree, we decided to have a spontaneous night flight around town. Flying under the moonlight with my girls by my side was truly exhilarating. We laughed, danced, and sang along to our favorite songs as we soared through the night sky.
But our fun didn't stop there. As we landed back at my castle, we were greeted by a surprise party in our honor. It seemed like everyone from Dracula to the local cats had shown up to celebrate. The music was blasting, the food was exotic, and the gossip was juicy. It was a night to remember.
As the party raged on, I couldn't help but notice the stress levels of my guests rising. Being the gracious hostess that I am, I decided to put my unique vampirix abilities to good use. I started feeding off their stress, feeling more energized with each bite. It was like a buffet of anxiety, and I was loving every moment of it.
After the party came to a close, I found myself counting the stacks of money that had mysteriously appeared in my room. It seemed that my talent for making money had struck again. Who knew being a vampirix could be so profitable?
As I lay in bed, surrounded by my loyal feline companions, I couldn't help but reflect on the absurdity of my day. From shopping sprees to night flights to stress-eating parties, my life as Mary Read was anything but ordinary. But that's just the way I liked it.
Tomorrow is a new day, filled with more adventures and laughter. Who knows what bizarre and wacky situations await me next? But one thing's for sure – I'll be ready for whatever comes my way.
Until next time, diary.
Yours truly,
Mary Read the Vampirix
2024-12-07
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
