09 Dec 2024
Dear Diary,
Today was a whirlwind of a day! I woke up feeling like a badass princess warrior ready to conquer the world (or at least the mall). After sipping on my morning Pina Colada and admiring my collection of swords and ancient artifacts, I decided it was time for a little retail therapy.
I flew into town on my trusty bat companion, Fluffy, and immediately hit up all my favorite stores. I must say, my ability to make money magically appear in my purse definitely came in handy. I bought a new cape for my next night flight, some fancy jewelry fit for a vampirix princess, and of course, a gift for each of my fabulous girlfriends.
But the real highlight of the day was when I ran into Dracula at the food court. We shared a good laugh over some exotic blood cocktails and reminisced about the good old days of terrorizing villages together. Ah, memories.
After shopping till we dropped, Dracula and I decided to hit up a party at the local castle. The music was bumping, the gossip was juicy, and the exotic food was to die for (pun intended). I even managed to sneak in a few cat videos on the big screen – because who doesn't love a cute kitten?
As the night went on, things got a little wild. Dracula and I may or may not have challenged each other to a dance-off (spoiler alert: I won). We laughed, we danced, we caused a little mayhem – just a typical night in the life of Mary Read.
But as the party started winding down, I couldn't shake the feeling of wanting to go on a new adventure. So, I grabbed Dracula's cape and we took off into the night sky, flying high above the city lights. We talked about our dreams, our fears, and our shared love for all things absurd and weird.
And as the sun began to rise, painting the sky in shades of pink and purple, I realized that being a vampirix princess warrior wasn't just about eating stress and looking fabulous – it was about living life to the fullest, embracing the strange and wonderful, and always staying true to myself.
Here's to more adventures, more laughs, and more Pina Coladas in the rain. Because after all, life is too short to be anything but weird.
Until next time, Diary.
Xoxo,
Mary Read
2024-12-09
Mary Read
She took the name of her inspiration, Mary Read, the famous pirate.
She likes Pina Coladas and getting caught in the rain, but leads very serious battles. She has a knack for making money, therefore, your production of money will be increased. Her inspiration, Mary Read, was an English pirate during the Golden Age of Piracy.
